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Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

Posted on: January 28, 2011 10:15 pm
Edited on: January 28, 2011 10:29 pm
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Posted by Will Brinson

One stereotype of celebrities and athletes attending large sporting events is that many people attend "gentlemen's clubs." There's no proof, per se, but it seems like a safe bet that if several hundred thousand rich people descend on a metro area, several hundred thousand more pieces of currency will get thrown in the air.

This logic would explain why Dallas is desperate for, um, talented dancing ladies (read: strippers). At least according to John Walsh of the Showtime Caberet, who told TMZ that he's looking to add "another 100-120 lap dancers" for the Super Bowl.

TMZ also reports that the city's strip clubs as a whole are in the hunt for an extra 100,000 (!!!) girls to work the clubs. Which seems, well, like a lot of women.

For instance, right now, Showtime Caberet only has 30 girls -- Walsh apparently feels the need to literally quadruple his employee count.

The only thing that weirds me out about this "lack of dancers" phenomenon is that it happens every single year when the Super Bowl rolls into town. That's because an extra couple hundred thousand people are coming and people want to drum up business by getting their name in the paper (that way people have a name they can be drawn to).

Plus, we're talking about the Packers and the Steelers here -- if ever there were two fanbases least likely to make it rain all over Big D, that's them.

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Since: Dec 2, 2011
Posted on: January 10, 2012 11:59 am
 

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Since: Dec 2, 2011
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Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: February 1, 2011 3:43 pm
 

Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

Good one Ded,  It's nice to see a Texan come on the board to correct my ware to wear.  Talk about me being a wise a s s.  You need to get a life.  Your insignificant reply makes you look like a dumb a s s.



Since: Sep 7, 2007
Posted on: January 31, 2011 7:44 pm
 

Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

Maybe you should learn proper use of the English language before trying to be a wise a s s.  The word you should have used is "wear", not "ware"...here endeth the lesson grasshopper. Obviously you didn't actually attend OU, they would have taught you better than that I think.



Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: January 30, 2011 12:12 am
 

Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

The dancers are coming in fast & furious.  It's my understanding all the Longwhorn pom-pom & Cheerleaders are signed up too!  Not for dancing at the Super Bowl but the Nudie Bars.  University of Texass officials have warned both the pom-pom & Cheerleaders not to ware their college uniforms so Big Ben won't be tempted & preying on getting together with these older teenagers.  Pittsburgs City Mayor has also contacted the University of Texas asking the college girls not to ware the uniforms also.  Steeler fans would come to their breaking points if Ben got in trouble again & couldn't play in the game Sunday .Tongue outWink



Since: Jul 9, 2008
Posted on: January 29, 2011 2:54 am
 

Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

With Roethlisberger on the field..  I can see why they have a shortage.



Since: Jan 10, 2011
Posted on: January 29, 2011 12:03 am
 

Dallas needs more dancers for the Super Bowl

Update -- The Dallas News is reporting that the city's strip clubs have now found the 25,000 additional strippers they need. Apparently Tiger Woods dropped his little black book at the airport on his way through Dallas.  Problem solved!



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