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Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

Posted on: December 13, 2011 10:01 am
Edited on: December 13, 2011 12:47 pm
Coach Killers is your weekly look around the league at those performances, decisions and "Wait, what did he just do?!" moments that put the guy in charge squarely on the ol' hot seat.

By Ryan Wilson

DeAngelo Hall, Redskins

Back in Week 11, DeAngelo Hall suggested that the Redskins should cut him for his performance against the Cowboys. They didn't, but it sure seemed like he wasn't on the field for long stretches Sunday when Washington faced New England. And the few times he did make his presence known, it just made things worse.

The lowlight (in a day filled with them) came in the first quarter when Hall stood by (literally, he was standing two feet away and didn't move; it was as if he was trying to will himself invisible) as two teammates tried unsuccessfully to bring down Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski (it was scene straight out of Gulliver's Travels). So instead of a 12-yard gain, Gronkowski rumbled for an extra 35 yards before Hall thought it wise to try to keep Gronkowski out of the end zone.

You can see the frame-by-frame hijinks here (or watch the moving-pictures proof below).

Want to see DeAngelo Hall pretend to be a statue? Then watch the video. It looks a lot like the freeze-frame above except that everybody else is moving. 

"DeAngelo Hall was guilty of poor effort, poor judgment and poor leadership," the Washington Post's Mike Jones wrote Monday. "[On the Gronkowski play] Hall said he thought the tight end was headed out of bounds, and maybe he didn’t want to get a penalty, but even a shove — not a head of steam blast -- could’ve helped. Instead, Hall turned and walked away."

It gets better. In the third quarter, Hall was flagged for holding, he disagreed, and thought it made sense to chuck the penalty flag up the field. He was flagged an additional 15 yards for being a d-bag. In one play, Hall had cost his team 20 yards of field position (and 35 more yards on the Gronkowski mishap). DeAngelo Hall: Your Washington Redskins team captain, everybody!

Ryan Succop, Chiefs

Kansas City isn't 5-8 because of kicker Ryan Succop. And Todd Haley wasn't kindly asked to leave Monday because of Ryan Succop. But what we're about to show you from Sunday's Chiefs-Jets game serves as a metaphor for Kansas City's season, which makes you want to laugh, cry and punch yourself in the face all at once.

Chiefs' kicker Ryan Succop failed in his onside kick attempt in the fourth quarter against the Jets. Was this the worst onside kick attempt ever? (Editor's note: unequivocally, YES.)

So that happened. To Succop's credit, he's the team's most consistent scoring threat this season, converting 18 of 21 field goal attempts, including 3 for 3 from beyond 49 yards. It's just that he struggles with distance control, particularly from 0-10 yards.

Silver lining: it's no longer your problem, Todd Haley!

Olindo Mare, Panthers

When Mare honked a 31-yard game-winning field goal in October, we gave him a pass because Cam Newton told us to.

“Whoever thinks this game came down the last possession is a fool,” Newton said at the time. “Offensively and defensively we had opportunities and we just didn’t finish it off.”

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Fair enough, and certainly wise words from the franchise's rookie quarterback. First-year head coach Ron Rivera also tried to be positive after Mare yipped the chip shot.

“The only thing I did for Olindo was I went and told him to keep his head up,” Rivera said. “He’s a heck of a football player and he’s going to get a chance to win football games for us and I believe that. We brought him in for a reason because we believe he can be our guy for the next few years.”

Yeah, about that…

The Panthers trailed the Falcons 24-23 with five minutes to go and the only thing between them and the lead was a 36-yard field goal. Again, a chip shot. Except that again, Mare somehow missed it.

"I haven't seen it. I don't need to see it. It didn't go in," Mare said, standing in front of his locker 45 minutes after the game. "Regardless of how good I think I hit it or how windy it was or whatever ... I've made kicks in windier conditions. I have no excuses. The only excuse is I just didn't do my job."

Rivera, presumably uninterested in pep talks, instead said "we will have to sit down and visit with him on [the miss]."

Worth pointing out: the Panthers led 23-7 before letting the Falcons back in the game. If Newton's “Whoever thinks this game came down the last possession is a fool" speech was ever relevant it was Sunday. It doesn't change Mare's failures, but it could be worse: he could be Ryan Succop (though Succop will probably have a job next week).

The Panthers signed Mare to a four-year $12-million deal before the season. Just a hunch: Mare isn't around for the life of the contract.

Carson Palmer, Raiders

Maybe Palmer wishes he stayed on the couch.
After Sunday's 1 o'clock games, we had Colts quarterback Dan Orlovsky penciled in here. His rough outing against the Ravens wasn't unexpected (in fact, he thought he'd play worse), but the loss dropped Indy to 0-13, and Orlovsky, who started seven games for the Lions in 2008, ran his career record to 0-9. (Detroit, you may recall, went 0-16.)

But Carson Palmer's performance against the Packers guaranteed him a spot in this week's Killers. Green Bay's defense forced Palmer into four interceptions, including one on the opening drive and another in the Packers' end zone. This is the same Green Bay defense, by the way, that ranks 24th in the league, according to Football Outsiders, and headed into Week 14 having allowed more total yards than that hapless bunch in New England.

Palmer, who the Raiders acquired after sending a couple high-round picks to the Bengals earlier this season, has been a disappointment. In seven games (six starts), he has nine touchdowns, 13 interceptions and Oakland is 3-4.

Sunday's loss not only put them a game behind the Broncos in the AFC West, it dropped them to ninth in the wild-card hunt (behind the Titans and Bengals).

"I just need to be more patient, take what they give me and try not to score 14 points on one drive," Palmer said after the game, according to the Oakland Tribune. "Take it one play at a time, take the shot if it's there, and if not, live for the next down, and I didn't do that."

No, no you didn't. Raiders head coach Hue Jackson, the man who orchestrated the Palmer trade, obviously has a lot riding on this.

"I'm disappointed in the four picks, and I told him so," Jackson said. "I think you have somebody who's pressing, trying to make plays for a football team. There were times we made some ill-advised throws and we've got to do a better job of taking care of the ball, and he knows that."

The Raiders are long shots to make the playoffs. They face Detroit, Kansas City and San Diego and there's no telling which team shows up. They're just as likely to go 3-0 as 0-3.

Marion Barber, Bears

The Power of Tebow compelled Barber to fumble.
Poor Marion Barber. He seems like a hard worker and a solid dude but he was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- twice -- Sunday against the Broncos.

We watched in horror as Barber ran out of bounds with 1:55 left in the fourth quarter and the Bears leading 10-7. Denver was out of timeouts; if Barber goes down in the field of play, the clock continues to run, Chicago runs the ball again on third down, and by the time the Broncos get the ball back, they'd have about 25 seconds to get into field-goal range.

Didn't happen.

(Aside: In the 1986 World Cup, Argentina's Diego Maradona scored a goal against England on an obvious hand ball -- well, it was obvious to everyone but the officials. It became known as "The Hand of God" goal. Different circumstances Sunday, but we're pretty sure The Hand of God played a part in the outcome.)

Barber is a seven-year veteran who knows that you have to stay inbounds. And yet he didn't. Our theory: The Hand of God pushed him out of bounds. And it was the Hand of God that knocked the ball out of Barber's arms in overtime, just as it looked like he was about to break off a big run -- maybe even a touchdown -- and end the Broncos' six-game winning streak.

It sounds ridiculous, we know. But there is no rational explanation for what happened Sunday. Or for the five Sundays before that. But that's the Power of Tebow.

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Since: Jan 21, 2007
Posted on: December 14, 2011 2:29 pm

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

Looking at Gronkowski's catch and run, I seems to me that DeAngelo Hall didn't want to get Gronked......DeJon Gomes and Reed Doughty have more guts and courage than Hall to take on Gronk......Cut him, Redskins!

Since: Jan 30, 2008
Posted on: December 14, 2011 11:26 am

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

Carson Palmer is on the list only because the entire Raider defense can't be listed. They have played flat-out horrible of late. They run a Matador defense against the run, with most of the team in danger of back injury from turning to watch the running back go by. Also, Derehegoes Handsof-Clay, first round draft pick receiver that would drop a sticky bun if it were handed to him, hasn't helped Carson a whole lot.

Since: Mar 1, 2009
Posted on: December 14, 2011 12:41 am

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

The Dallas Cowboys defensive backfield for the past three years can be labeled coach killers. They haven't had a big time saftey since Darren Woodson . Their Cb's always bite on the underneath stuff only to hav wr's go over the top of them.  Newman is hurt all the time, Mike Jenkins is afaid to tackle people and Alan Ball gets picked on every week, doesn't matter who is running routes on him....qb's throw his way all the time.

Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: December 13, 2011 11:05 pm

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

Bear man is right.  WTF is the Bears' staff thinking?  Oh yes I remember, they don't think and they are run by a moron GM and a soft spoken terrible head coach in Lovie Smith.  Unfortunately for us Bear fans, our owners are even more clueless when it comes to running an organization.  Lovie may even get a raise this year.   So tired of hearing about injuries and Lovie saying "we will look at film and see what areas we need to improve in" (in his best monotone, put me to sleep voice).  Chicago needs an energetic, fiery coach.  Someone who isn't afraid to call out people when they play bad or even stupid!  They need an agressive coach who knows how to close out games, not someone okay with playing your 2 deep safeties 25-30 yards deep when Tebow hadn't proven that he could hit a pass longer than 15 yards????  The time is now to can Angelo and Smith and bring in Bill Cowher to clean up this mess and bring some toughness back to the windy city!

Since: Nov 3, 2006
Posted on: December 13, 2011 9:37 pm

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

Add in Rod Marinelli for calling a soft cover 2 defense and allowing the Broncos to get back in the game. They were playing man to man defense with a single high safety all game (well...for 55 minutes) which God boy could not solve at all.

Since: Dec 13, 2011
Posted on: December 13, 2011 9:22 pm

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

I don't know about putting Carson Palmer in this group. The Packers defense gives up a lot of yards, but not a whole lot of points (ranked 15th), and the Pack are +20 in the turnovers category, behind only the 49ers. A lot of the yards and points that the Packers have given up have also been late in games, when they're just trying to preserve a lead and get other teams to eat the clock, without getting players injured.

Palmer wasn't good, but he wasn't terrible, either.

Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: December 13, 2011 12:05 pm

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

The picture for this article should be the entire Tampa Bay Buccaneers team photo.

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: December 13, 2011 11:13 am

Coach Killers, Week 14: DeAngelo Hall is a statue

why not add martz for calling a play to the sidelines.  just run up the middle where it takes time to unpile or even just take a knee.  always wants to be cute.

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