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Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

Posted on: February 13, 2012 2:52 pm
Edited on: February 13, 2012 2:58 pm
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Jacobs will reportedly step into the ring for JPP on TNA. Just FYI. (Getty Images)
By Will Brinson

Lovers of fine television theatre cameos shed a tear when Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul declined to rumble against Kurt Angle in Monday's TNA Wrestling event. But fear not, fine patrons: running back Brandon Jacobs will reportedly take his place on Monday night.

That's according to Alex Marvez of FOXSports.com, who writes that the 6'4", 264-pound Giants running back will be the one squaring off against Angle in a segment that will air Thursday on Spike TV.

If we want to take this a step further (which is one step too far, really), let's now point out that Jacobs is actually a better fit than JPP when it comes to wrestling. Sure, JPP is a freakish athlete.

But Jacobs is a brute force. He's a tippy-toed wrecking ball whose wreckless behavior is a perfect symbol of wrasslin. And while JPP's willingness to guarantee a victory might be a fantastic wrestling cliché, Jacobs willingness to insult his opponent's wife is the most wrestling thing ever.

According to Marvez, Jacobs won't actually be a contestant in any match, but there "may be some degree of physicality that wouldn't violate his NFL contract."

We hope that's real enough for you, mister.

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dlopez711
Since: Feb 11, 2012
Posted on: February 16, 2012 6:27 pm
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Since: Feb 9, 2011
Posted on: February 16, 2012 1:11 pm
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

Jacobs won't be running very far after Kurt Angle snaps his ankle like a twig. Like a twig, "snap".



dlopez711
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Posted on: February 16, 2012 3:01 am
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Since: Mar 22, 2008
Posted on: February 14, 2012 11:30 am
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

Yeah 37 yards rushing, he sure plowed through the pats haha.



Since: Mar 29, 2007
Posted on: February 14, 2012 9:51 am
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

He must be working on his next career, because after April 26th he will know who is replacement is. 


Wouldn't be so sure that he's gone - he plowed through your Pats pretty good.



Since: Apr 30, 2011
Posted on: February 14, 2012 8:23 am
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

He must be working on his next career, because after April 26th he will know who is replacement is. 


dlopez711
Since: Feb 11, 2012
Posted on: February 13, 2012 10:15 pm
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Since: Feb 9, 2011
Posted on: February 13, 2012 10:06 pm
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

Brandon Jacobs is going to be sorry he messed with the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle. Kurt will put him in an ankle lock and make Jacobs tap out.


dlopez711
Since: Feb 11, 2012
Posted on: February 13, 2012 7:43 pm
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Since: Mar 22, 2008
Posted on: February 13, 2012 7:32 pm
 

Report: Brandon Jacobs wrestling in TNA for JPP

You said im on EVERY N.Y thread when I have only been on this and a thread about the eagles(which you are on as well) So your wrong again. 

Why do you wanna talk about the yankees? This is a football thread.

And im not looking for a fight at all. I responded when I saw the post saying Davis foot was CLEARLY out of bounds when it wasnt clear at all. Looks like your the angry one following me everywhere.  


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