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Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Posted on: March 4, 2012 10:09 am
Edited on: March 4, 2012 10:55 am
 
Ochocinco

This isn't the lion that apparently peed on Ochocinco. This is actually Joba Chamberlain. (US Presswire)
By Josh Katzowitz

On Saturday, we woke to the somewhat-stunning news that somebody had leaked a “clandestine” video showing a quarterback who looked like Peyton Manning throwing good-looking passes at what was supposedly Duke University.

On Sunday, we’ve got even more important news.

Ochocinco has been peed on. By a lion. For some reason.

And late Saturday night, he decided to break that news to the world.*

*And you thought the OCNN was just a passing phase.

“I never go out at night n the night I do I get peed on by a real "Lion" I feel honored, who can say they got peed on by a "Lion,” Ochocinco tweeted (sic’s and all).
 
Not only was he breaking news, he was analyzing it.

“I wasn't that close, he sprayed like a water gun RT @mizzmccord: how in the world did u even get close enough to a lion to get pee'd on?”

OK, here’s the story, as best as I can piece together. Ochocinco, who talks all the time about how he goes to bed early in the PM, attended a charity event Saturday night, and it featured a lion in a cage. Despite the fact Ochocinco was dressed in his Sunday best, the lion deemed him fit to serve as a firing target and apparently hosed down the Patriots receiver.

What further incensed Ochocinco? The dastardly lion didn’t take aim at Ochocinco’s fiancé. All of which led Ochocinco to one conclusion.

“Tonight's mishap is one of the reasons why I'm always sleep by 8:30, nothing good happens after 9pm,” Ochocinco wrote. “I love you n goodnight.”

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Comments

Since: Sep 17, 2010
Posted on: March 5, 2012 10:12 am
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

When I first read the tag-line for this I was thinking:   Ocho tried to sign with Detroit and they told him to piss off.



Since: Dec 15, 2007
Posted on: March 5, 2012 9:28 am
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

soxfan519:  "it would have been funnier and more appropriate if the lion shit on him instead"

What I would have expected from a Red Sox fan....(its baseball season, what did you expect)... ;-)

 



Since: Sep 28, 2011
Posted on: March 4, 2012 5:11 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

it would have been funnier and more appropriate if the lion shit on him instead


abbiewoolovesgo
Since: Mar 4, 2012
Posted on: March 4, 2012 3:27 pm
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Since: Aug 2, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 3:01 pm
 

Ocho plays for the Pats

@RCR - he's not a Bungal anymore, but I agree, pointless article.



Since: Feb 1, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:44 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

too bad he didn't drop a deuce on him



Since: Aug 24, 2006
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:41 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Maybe that lion knew he played for the Bungals and not for Detroit and wanted revenge. Anyways pointless article.



Since: Dec 26, 2010
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:39 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Smart Lion.



Since: Nov 12, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:34 pm
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Since: Mar 28, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:23 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Good!! Name the lion "Ndamukong"!!


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