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Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Posted on: March 4, 2012 10:09 am
Edited on: March 4, 2012 10:55 am
 
Ochocinco

This isn't the lion that apparently peed on Ochocinco. This is actually Joba Chamberlain. (US Presswire)
By Josh Katzowitz

On Saturday, we woke to the somewhat-stunning news that somebody had leaked a “clandestine” video showing a quarterback who looked like Peyton Manning throwing good-looking passes at what was supposedly Duke University.

On Sunday, we’ve got even more important news.

Ochocinco has been peed on. By a lion. For some reason.

And late Saturday night, he decided to break that news to the world.*

*And you thought the OCNN was just a passing phase.

“I never go out at night n the night I do I get peed on by a real "Lion" I feel honored, who can say they got peed on by a "Lion,” Ochocinco tweeted (sic’s and all).
 
Not only was he breaking news, he was analyzing it.

“I wasn't that close, he sprayed like a water gun RT @mizzmccord: how in the world did u even get close enough to a lion to get pee'd on?”

OK, here’s the story, as best as I can piece together. Ochocinco, who talks all the time about how he goes to bed early in the PM, attended a charity event Saturday night, and it featured a lion in a cage. Despite the fact Ochocinco was dressed in his Sunday best, the lion deemed him fit to serve as a firing target and apparently hosed down the Patriots receiver.

What further incensed Ochocinco? The dastardly lion didn’t take aim at Ochocinco’s fiancé. All of which led Ochocinco to one conclusion.

“Tonight's mishap is one of the reasons why I'm always sleep by 8:30, nothing good happens after 9pm,” Ochocinco wrote. “I love you n goodnight.”

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abbiewoolovesgo
Since: Mar 4, 2012
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:22 pm
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Since: Aug 9, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:18 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

For one I thought it was better to be pissed off than pissed on, secondly if you play like crap you should smell like the other



Since: Sep 15, 2011
Posted on: March 4, 2012 2:16 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

I hope he got some in his mouth.  Maybe that will teach him to keep it shut.  So yesterday we get a story questioning the validatity of an already confirmed story and today we get this crap off of twitter.  Great reporting here at CBS.  Here's a story for a ya, I just took a crap and whiped with my printout of this article.  Write that one up.  You can add the details as to the color and consistency of the duece.



Since: Sep 18, 2006
Posted on: March 4, 2012 1:45 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

Well Stokey, lets see what's wrong with your statement... Chad had over a 1000 yds in 2007 and 2009 so I don't think he has been garbage.... As for the the sloppy seconds, unless you marry a virgin everyone woman is sloppy seconds...



Since: Nov 10, 2010
Posted on: March 4, 2012 1:08 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

That 'lion' was actually Robert Kraft and Tom Brady dressed for the charity event.
And what happened to Lousy Stinko, showed, well it showed what they thought of his performance this year! 



Since: Jan 29, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2012 12:51 pm
 

OCHOCINCO in the News again but not for Football.

This guy has become a joke.   Why is this even news?   1 catch in the Superbowl... PATHETIC.    Once he changed his name to "Ochocinco" and became a gimmick his football career has been garbage.   Whats really funny is he going to marry Antoine Walker's ex girl...    Can you say Sloppy seconds Chad????



Since: Jan 29, 2007
Posted on: March 4, 2012 12:32 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

I thought Sue had run amok again.



Since: Aug 18, 2011
Posted on: March 4, 2012 12:11 pm
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME AGAIN




Since: Feb 26, 2008
Posted on: March 4, 2012 11:51 am
 

Ochocinco gets drenched by lion

I'm confused, I thought he was Johnson again b/c he is getting married



Since: Jun 5, 2011
Posted on: March 4, 2012 11:24 am
 

Lions even smarter than dolphins?

People love to attach mystical qualities and unworldly intellect to dolphins, but this Lion showed some great intellect and superior ability to judge character.  It is actually sorta cool that 85 has a sense of humor about it, though.  I guess he knows someone was going to release this into the cyberverse, and decided it would be better "damage control" if he was the one who tweeted first.  

Still, one can't help but congratulate the Lion on his choice of a target.  Maybe the Patriots will do the same thing to his contract.


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