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The dos and don'ts of the lockout

Posted on: April 7, 2011 6:38 pm
 
Do--start preparing to watch more soccer.

Don't--stab yourself in the eye.

Do--familiarize yourself with labor law and appellate court rulings.

Do--call Oprah and ask her to solve this mess.

Do--prepare for your new career as a replacement player

Don't -- start testing yourself for steroids.

Don't -- paint your face.

Don't -- start sending your arguing kids to an arbitrator

Do -- get chips and beer on Sundays whether there is football or not.

Do -- pretend you're Rex Ryan and guarantee a victory. Over what is up to you.

Don't -- wear a protective cup to a cookout.

Do--hope this mess gets settled soon.
Category: NFL
Tags: Labor
 
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Since: Jun 20, 2009
Posted on: April 8, 2011 10:48 am
 

The dos and don'ts of the lockout

These aren't funny at all.  Please stop wasting our time with meaningless posts and write actual material. 


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