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Things I hate. (1st Edition)

Posted on: January 15, 2009 9:11 am

Things I Hate and Why. (In no particular order of importance)

1.) Fish and seafood - if we were supposed to eat this crap, we would live in the same enviroment. We didn't evolve to eat this, how many Lions do you see snacking on seals?
2.) Ties in sports - Especially scoreless ties. That's one of the things that makes soccer not a sport. Ties, so lame, like kissing your sister.
3.) Soccer - So much running around kicking each other in the shins then flopping down and acting like you have epilepsy, all for a 1-0 win. Yecchh!
4.) Thin skinned idiots - Especially ones on this site who "warn" people. Go cry in your closet if you are offended, or grow a pair and speak up for yourself. I know a lot of girls with more of a pair than you warn monkeys.
5.) Hard core religious nuts - I have no problem with people of faith, but if I want to hear about it, I'll ask. Otherwise, shut the (negative afterworld stereotype) up.
6.) Hard core atheists - If your slave-ish devotion for secularism were any better than religious extremists, people wouldn't think you are all such huge moralless bags of slime.
7.) The Baltimore Ravens - Don't get me wrong, they are a good team and I respect their team. That said, this is one of the biggest collection of villianous scumbags outside of felonious Dallas and Cinncinati.
8.) General Idiots - The Constitution may give you a Right to free Speech, but it doesn't make your inane ramblings worth listening to. Think about it before you go all diarrhea of the mouth on others, you are wasting our time.
9.) The weather "down south" - Really, how did your ancestors who moved there, wipe the sweat and bugs off their sun damaged skin and think, "Hey, this is a good place to live"
10.) Fire ants - Bugs suck in general, but these bastiches go out of their way to give you a bad day. Why have a yard if your choices are to cover it in chemicals or pave it over with concrete?
11.) People who can't drive in the rain - It's WATER for pete's sake, not liquid teflon or cooking oil. You don't need to drive like a 90 year old grandmother with Alzheimers just because the humidity is up.
12.) Non-Heinz Ketchup - First of all, if it says catsup, instead of ketchup, don't eat it. When someone says "to sup" they mean eat, and cat is well, a cat. So who wants to eat cat food, besides old cat ladies? Let me make this clear, there is only one ketchup, Heinz. Everything else is sweetened tomato abortion.
13.) People who believe in ghosts - Either these people are just chicken-shXX, or they are stupid. Not one single solitary shred of evidence has pointed to their existence. No scientific theory worth anything has any place for this nonsense. The only reason we hear of them is because weak minded idiots have active imaginations.

Category: General

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: September 23, 2010 12:34 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

I'm a total Rivers jock monkey. -
When you're right irregardless, you are right.

Since: Apr 14, 2007
Posted on: December 12, 2009 7:47 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

Besides the fact that humanity would likely have not survived without seafood.

As humans migrated, they did so along coast lines, and like the animals they observed along the way that were meat eating, they ate from the bounty of the seas.

But when has NFL Solomom actually been right about something?

Well other than the driving in the rain part.....

Since: Apr 14, 2007
Posted on: December 12, 2009 7:43 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

You do understand that Heinz Ketchup is not real Ketchup right?

Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, lobster, walnut, kidney bean, cucumber, cranberry, lemon, celery and grape. Mushroom ketchup is still available in some countries, such as the UK, and banana ketchup is popular in the Philippines.

That it is actually a modified Catchup recipe? That it came nearly 100 years after Catsup?

Heinz didn't even produce a Ketchup until 39 years after nation wide sales occured for Ketchup, Catsup, and Catchup.

But I am guessing that mommy or daddy work for Heinz.

Since: May 29, 2008
Posted on: August 2, 2009 7:38 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

1.) Fish and seafood - if we were supposed to eat this crap, we would live in the same enviroment. We didn't evolve to eat this, how many Lions do you see snacking on seals?We evolved to be at the top of the food chain; therefore we can eat whatever we want. Using evolution to say we shouldn't eat sea food is stupid. 

9.) The weather "down south" - Really, how did your ancestors who moved there, wipe the sweat and bugs off their sun damaged skin and think, "Hey, this is a good place to live"Some people, you, are just too pussy and can't handle heat. You're probably some fat ass who can't run 10 yards with out sweating, too. 

Since: Oct 30, 2007
Posted on: May 28, 2009 9:44 am

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

Fat people- Nothing irks me more than seeing some load pull into a handicap parking space at the groccery store because he's too lazy to walk an extra 10 feet. If anyone needs to walk it's that fat slob. Then they plop their gigantic butt in those electric carts and clog up the aisles. I like to block their way and make them try to figure out reverse so they have to go around to find the bulk package of nutter butters they have been craving. To top it off, the porkers are bankrupting the American healthcare system. They love to blame their "condition" on genetics. Well Bubba, ya think that gravy IV in your arm might have something to do with it. Just because your ma and pa were tubs of crap who ate everything in sight doesn't mean you had to. It has nothing to do with genetics and everything to do with poor eating habits. Now, park in the back and walk to the store. Try pushing a cart, and, remember a gallon of ice cream does not qualify as a midnight snack.

Since: Sep 24, 2006
Posted on: April 16, 2009 11:35 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)


How can the Ravens be listed but no Flyers!!? This is an outrage! Don't get me wrong, half their team should be fitted for orange jumpsuits, but the Flyers are beyond reproach.

PS: your avatar is also very cool!

Since: Oct 17, 2006
Posted on: February 25, 2009 11:34 am

Things I hate. (1st Edition)


Drivers-Don't they make newer cars with turn signals anymore? If you drive around me and don't use a turn signal you will get a honk and the finger.

Okay, if you ever see me on the road the only time i will use a blinker is if i am actually making a turn.

Horn, blows...... what about the driver?

Since: Jul 17, 2008
Posted on: January 30, 2009 1:39 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

1.  I get it.  But Daddy like fish.  Grilled with a slice of lemon.  However, my girlfriend doesn't eat fish (which pretty much means I don't eat fish). Frown

2.  Ties are like the special olympics.  Everybody wins!

3.  Right on.  I tried to support US Soccer for a couple of years and then I looked myself in the mirror.  Unwatchable.

4.  Yeah, I've gotten a couple of ridiculous warnings for disagreeing.  Come on.

5.  All the hypocrites are in church. How many mixed race churches are there, really?  Totally segregated.  It's like my racist grandmother saying "We have a black couple in our church.  They're really nice people." Yell

6.  Someone posted the other day that Jesus is a fictional character.  Wow.  Where do I begin?

7.  Gotta go with the Browns on this one.  It's always "Next year, next year" and "we were awesome back in 4,000 BC."

8.  Yeah.  Gets annoying.  Especially this "text language" that's everywhere now.  What happened to sentences?  Wtf ?  People should have to take an IQ test to vote or have children.  I will be the first in line.

9.  It burns when I pee.

10.  Darn squirrels in my birdfeeder again!  I gave you guys shelled peanuts just an hour ago!  What did you do with them?  Don't look at me like that!  You ate them!  You didn't even save them and now you want to eat the birdy's food!  Little furry pigs!

11.  People who can't drive in sunny, dry conditions.  They stop when they should go, and they go when they should stop.  I wish I was so rich I could just start bumping idiot drivers and then casually pay for the damages.  Bumper cars!

12.  Right on.  I have seen catsup and it is scary.

13.  Ghost hunters shows.  I heard something!  The temperature is dropping!  (Close the window, Earl...)

Since: Jan 22, 2009
Posted on: January 30, 2009 9:43 am

Things I hate. (1st Edition)

Great stuff as usual NFL-Soloman!

Here are a couple things I hate:

1.  Obama

2.  People driving slow in the left lane.  Whenever traffic is backed up, its always because of one idiot driving in the left lane the same speed as someone in the right lane.  They clog up the passing lane, make it impossible to pass, and if they just looked back, they would see a train of ten plus cars riding his butt.  Most of the time they are on the phone as well and 50+ years old.  Why is it that all old people HAVE to drive in the left lane???

3.  People that argue on here that don't use facts to back up what they say.  They call you an idiot and put your opinions down without disproving what you said with any facts, just their own biased opinions. 

4.  The GAYtors!  Two years ago, they jumped the number 2 and number 3 teams in the nation after the last week of the season when the number 2 and number 3 teams DIDN'T lose!!  How a team can jump two teams that didn't lose the last week of the season to get into a title game is a joke.  They did pretty much the same thing this year.  Texas had better quality wins than Florida.  Had a better loss, losing on the road on a last second play to a top ten team, versus losing at home to an unranked team.  Yet somehow, they got into the popularity contest title game again.  You look at Florida and Utah agains't a common opponent, Alabama, and Utah beat them by a bigger margin, put up more offense, and held Alabama to less yards on defense than the Gators, so how in the world they keep allowing the Gaytors be national champs is just a joke. 

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: January 24, 2009 7:52 pm

Things I hate. (1st Edition)


Look, do you think if I bothered to write about this in a blog, that I haven't thought about it enough and I just put down random minor dislikes? That being said since it IS indeed my blog, I'll address your addressing of my points.

Seafood- No, no way, no how. Especially the sea bugs, shrimp, lobster, crab. Yechh! They are way closer to insects than anything else. Gross, eating bugs.

 Ties in sports are An outcome - Not to rip on you, but Duh! So they are an outcome, they are an outcome I don't like, in fact HATE.

Religion and anti-religion - I just hate these extreme positions.

you should be following your own advice in point 8 - So, you're calling me a general idiot, nice. Sorry you don't like my stuff, but most are amused, which IS my real point posting here. My stuff is usually worth listening to because it's funny, so 8 doesn't apply.

There is no law against being a stupid pain in the.. - Yeah, and there is also no law against me hating them for being dumb.

People's driving habits ... it's pretty pointless to criticize. - The point is I hate their inability to drive and I want people like them to notice and realize their idiocy.

Why do you hate ants ? I don't just hate ants in general, I hate FIRE ANTS, they are evil. I also hate carpenter ants. Have them start eating your house and see how much their business becomes your business.

Ghosts - I mention them precisely because belief in them is so stupid, it ticks me off.


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