Posted by Will Brinson
This is going to sound like a story we've already written once or twice this summer (no, no, it has nothing to do with Kenny Britt), but apparently Chad Ochocinco and Bengals coach Marvin Lewis are not BFF's at the moment.
In fact, Ocho recently told a radio station that he was going to "whup [Marvin's] ass" because of the shots that Lewis has taken over the summer at Ochocinco.
"I don’t know. Hopefully Marvin is doing this maybe to help me out," Ochocinco told The 2 Live Stews, via Sports Radio Interviews. "Maybe he is trying to cause some friction between himself and me. Maybe he doesn’t like me for real. He doesn’t like me well I don’t like him either. Maybe he’s doing this to help the situation out.
"Maybe he’s trying to do this to show Mike Brown I don’t think I can coincide with Chad, but dammit I can’t coincide with him either and if he really feels that way when I see him I’m going to whup his ass.”
I could have SWORN that Ocho already said this about Marvin Lewis at one point this year, but maybe I'm wrong.
Let's see here … *flips through file* … he's ridden bulls, he's reportedly lost his work ethic, he's scouted incoming rookies, he's threatened to change his name (again), he's promised to wrestle alligators, he's tried out for an MLS team, he's -- ah, here we go.
He's complained about Marvin Lewis using the word "ass" already this offseason.
Hopefully you'll pardon me for the confusion.