TNM&GB hockey musings IV

i've wished bees upon my enemies before.

     

I got stung by a bee this year .....and I had completely forgotten how bad that crap hurts. The little bastard stung me right where my big toe connects to my foot. It hurt so bad, I was ready to cut my damn toe off. My daughter got stung in the spring, and I teased her for crying ..... daddy will tease no more. I hate wildlife.

i see bryce harper is using the same brand of diapers as Sidney Crosby. what a baby.

. I hate wildlife.

but weren't you a Rambo killing machine in the Army? Did you live off the land eating stuff that would make a billygoat puke? (great line from the movie btw)

You and the 'fiz' should start your own hardcore, message board gang, since youre both such badasses and all

FIRST RULE OF TROLL CLUB.

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT TROLL CLUB.

but weren't you a Rambo killing machine in the Army? Did you live off the land eating stuff that would make a billygoat puke? (great line from the movie btw)    

 

There's no wildlife in the desert ..... just sand, heat, and brown people.

FIRST RULE OF TROLL CLUB.

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT TROLL CLUB.

9.28am ...and we may have the comment of the day. This will be hard to beat.   

This has been a test of the Emergency Troll System.

bob, i only know one way. u wait till it's cold, gain access to their nest and spray the **** out of it with wasp spray. the problem is that unlike wasps, u won't be able to just SEE it, it will be hidden away. i don't dare try to gain that access in these temperatures, they will punish me mercilessly if i would be that silly.

i say nest, but it's not a nest per se. it's several parallel slabs of wax. of course, they're dripping with honey, which would be great if u could somehow convince the bees to just go away, allowing you to carefully pour that honey into something and enjoy it at your leisure. unfortunately, once u nail the area with the wasp spray, this is not the best idea.

i'm not allergic, thankfully, altho i've had hands and arms swell up bigtime from multiple wasp stings. i actually fear yellow jackets more than bees or wasps. they are real bastards.

I've had plenty of wonderful experiences with yellow jackets and they make me scream and run flapping around shamelessly.     I have never been close to a honey bee nest.   Are they the same as the yellow jacket nests?     Wait until night, get your commando on, and attack or something?

Honey with wasp killer probably doesn't taste good.   Too bad.  

Would the "Molenator" I recently learned of help?    What a great toy.   I hope to star in one of these videos someday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDEira01c0Q

I stumbled onto the molenator about 5 years ago, bob, when I in fact did have a mole problem in my backyard.  I didn't use that but I did try everything else, traps, poison, gum, ultrasonics, and even water.  Turns out the reason they were there was because I had grubs in my yard.  I went and bought grub killer, spread it over my yard, and presto, moles went away.  I have been throwing the grub killer down every summer since then.

I stumbled onto the molenator about 5 years ago

You purchased a cat? 

it's not so much wait until night as it is wait until fall, bob. i wouldn't dare risk it yet with the temps we're still having at night here. the last time i had to do this (it was in a pop-up camper trailer that time), waited till it was cold enough during the day, with full light, to eff with it.

Holy jesus, that Pats thread on the MLB boards is classic!!!  I'm just starting page 3 and I'm laughing my ass off!!!  Can't wait till lunchtime!!!  Oh, brilliant poem btw Fizz!

My grandparents have a garden, and it was over-runned with wildlife insurgents, i.e. groundhogs, raccoons, moles, ect. Their garden was an unsafe place for tomatoes, cucumbers, & zucchinis, for it harbored wildlife terrorists who raped and pillaged the garden without remorse. They were forced to declare war, and outsource protection via "The Humane Society" ......they were determined to live in terror no more. Yes, they bought a cat, and not just any cat .... this cat was a feline fighting force of epic proportions. Min Min (the cats name) is the equivalent of Navy Seals Team 6 when it comes to hunting wildlife insurgents. Min Min has single handedly eradicated the insurgency, and my grandparents garden is now a safe place again for all vegetables of any race. Min Min is a hero .....but more importantly, he is now a member of our family.  Cheers to Min Min

harbored wildlife terrorists who raped and pillaged

Should have just burned and salted the garden instead, maybe leave some poison treats there afterward.  

Holy jesus, that Pats thread on the MLB boards is classic!!!  I'm just starting page 3 and I'm laughing my ass off!!!  Can't wait till lunchtime!!!  Oh, brilliant poem btw Fizz!     

Glad to see you enjoyed the trolling. Feel free to participate, especially if you have negative things to say about Boston.  

especially if you have negative things to say about Boston

who doesn't?

tried out the nhl '13 demo last night and wow...it's been a long time since I've done any skating/shooting.

i got the passing down again since their change in the '10 or '11 title where you have to charge it, but my shooting skills were never particularly good (im better for the assist and leave the shooting to shooters).  still, no one can take the puck from me which is a good thing. 

and I'm still awesome with a dman, poke check or hip check, doesn't matter...that puck will belong to me :P

need to find a mode in the demo that allows me to test some of the goalie moves.

MASSHOLE****S

GO Rangers

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!

MASS HOLES!!

dammit all. I can't even keep it under wraps for a week.