Wake me up when...

...the Bills have a quarterback.

Right now, they have two good running backs, a good slot receiver (Johnson, playing out of position), a solid free safety and two promising sophomore players (Glenn and Gilmore).

***they may be losing Byrd*** 

 

With Tom Brady, they might make the wild card round in 2013.

Hope you don't mind sleeping the rest of the decade. Ryan Nassib is the latest clown they are talking about. I read up on his weaknesses and they sound really familiar...almost everyone could be attributed to Fitzpatrick.

Hope you don't mind sleeping the rest of the decade.

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Don't be so cynical. 

I wish my dealerman had the same Kool Aid as the diehards. Did you ever read the buffalorumblings blog? Voter approval pools always start at 100% during preseason, and don't dip below 80 until the Bills have lost 10 games. 

The Israelis have the Iron Dome. What is the diehards bubble made of?

You're right, there's no way an NFL franchise could be irrelevant and laughable for an entire decade worth of time no matter how misguided and incompetent the people running it are. :)

... no matter how misguided and incompetent the people running it are. :)

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Damn! That was one ugly baby, Buddy.

Someone tie that guy's tubes, and send him back to the Sewannee. Oh...wait...it's his draft board...

nevermind 

The Buffalo Bills are the Chicago Cubs of the NFL.  They make money without being successfull.

 They make money without being successfull.

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captive audience

maybe the fact that they have common team colors is more than a coincidence? if i had a nickel for every stitch of cub fan apparel that i mistakenly thought was the bill's blue and red........

Russ Brandon: If you order your 2013 season tickets within the next ten minutes, we'll give you a coupon for $1.25 off your next quart of malt liquor.

It's like a squid's camouflage: It morphs from depression to faint hope to delusions of grandeur to apathy to poignant reflection to...

The Bills are the existentialist's team. 

Unless you can successfully dial back your expectations.  Somewhere between-
Jumping for joy if 11 zombies in blue can strap it up for 60 minutes and
expecting a winning record.
 

...11 zombies in blue ...

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 They don't even have to run for the bus. The bus is a broken down jalopy. 

I wish nothing but the best for the Bills.

I wish Lindsay Lohan would stop being a drunken skank.

The Bills are the existentialist's team. 

You're stealing my line for the Chargers.

What's up with the QB search in Buffalo? Are you trading, signing Vick if he goes FA, or drafting? Just curious what the mood is there.

What's up with the QB search in Buffalo?

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Tarvaris Thigpen has the edge right now. Brad Smith is #2. ToBe Announced's agent is not thrilled by the Bills.

possibly, heck no, yes and not so good.

Is rebuilding the accurate word?

Do you rebuild a team that vaporized in 2001? 

The Bills remain various fragments of an unbuilt unteam. 

you have to start somewhere

you have to start somewhere

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Then maybe they should change the team's name to the Buffalo Phoenix.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoeni
x_(mythology)#Relation_to_the_Egyptian_benu