I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 3:29 pm

Torn between avoiding this movie like the plague and having a few beers, or avoiding this movie like the plague and doing shots.

Is that before or after letting steve from next door stick it in your ass?

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Huh -- who knew that not giving a rat's azz about yet another Star Wars movie, this one focusing on Yoda, was considered gay?

Undecided
AxeMurderer
SinceAug 11, 2006
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 3:34 pm

Huh -- who knew that not giving a rat's azz about yet another Star Wars movie, this one focusing on Yoda, was considered gay?



its a cultural thing...  he's asian.
CacaFaced
SinceNov 11, 2008
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 3:38 pm

This is the last one. But I like it for a Yoda vehicle

Dances With Bantha - Yoda, exiled to a remote western Civil War outpost planet, befriends Wolves Banthas and Indians Native Tatooine's, making him an intolerable aberration in the military.


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HAHAHA, this is now the best thread ever.  Rosenrose is killing it here.
Mannyrules2
SinceAug 12, 2009
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 3:52 pm

You know why Star Wars was so popular?  Because it deals with The Force and how religion is just as important as science.
MasterAgain
SinceOct 30, 2008
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 4:00 pm

Because it deals with The Force


John or Ashley?
CacaFaced
SinceNov 11, 2008
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 4:02 pm

I bet Darth Vader used the Force on Princess Amidalla.  Probably gave her the big O from a galaxy away.

MasterAgain
SinceOct 30, 2008
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 4:03 pm

LOL!  What's the derogatory term for a small green person?  You'd have to make sure it was used like 137 times.
Ive heard the gringo comes from green horn.  So yoda the gringo would make sense to me. 
TwistedMoFo
SinceJul 2, 2009
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 4:03 pm

One more for Manny

Saving Private Calrissian - During the Clone Wars, a group of soldiers, led by Yoda, go behind enemy lines to retrieve a paratrooper whose brothers have been killed in action. (Yoda plays the Tom Hanks part "Captain Miller")
Dr. Rosenrose
SinceNov 9, 2006
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I Am Truly Torn On This Idea

February 5, 2013 5:14 pm

Huh -- who knew that not giving a rat's azz about yet another Star Wars movie, this one focusing on Yoda, was considered gay?
Well now you know.  And knowing is half the battle!  Goooooooooooo JOE!
utkipp1
SinceOct 9, 2006