Someone know what a corndog smells like?

That t-bagger Bama fan should have used a real corn dog instead of his own and he wouldn't be looking at 3 years in a Louisiana jail.

With the exception of the "great" Mamba...most UO Duck fans can be picked out of a crowd just by the way they eat a corndog.


You will notice them eating corndogs by the long slow insertion of the confection deep into their thoats with one bite. Only fans I have ever seen eat them in such a way. Must be a "tradition" or sumptin.

LSU fans smell like corn dogs. Gators wear jean shorts. Bammers have mullets. It's not 100% accurate for all fans of those schools on game day, more like 70%.

A few years back, an Auburn fan who goes by the Rivals username "DeepBlue" posted this controversial dissertation about LSU fans.

Like I said 6, some moron posted it on the interwebs and used it as an "insult" so it stuck somehow haha. Crawfish etouffee, jambalaya, red beans, gumbo, fried catfish, etc etc - yeah LSU fans would smell like batter from frying some food, but corndogs aren't on the list!

panandscrub.....



Dont ever tell the tigers they were mediocre prior to 2000s...........

Thankfully we have a Gump to try to teach us all!! If only there was some way to look it up and see how full of shit****e he is....Oh wait!

LSU through 1999:

[(610-356-47)--0.625 ]overall

9 Conference Championships
7 Undefeated Seasons
1 National Championship

[http://www.cfbtrivia.com/cfbt_team_
page.php?teamname=LSU&teamyrfrom=1869&teamyrthru=1999]

Yep, irrelevant []

LSU through 1999:

[(610-356-47)--0.625 ]overall

9 Conference Championships
7 Undefeated Seasons
1 National Championship

Not as good as Arkansas's accomplishemnts over the same period, but pretty good. I didn't say they were irrelevant, just that the only thing seperating Arkansas and LSU was the last 12 years (once Miles and Saban arrived). Arkansas just needs the right coach, hopefully Bielema is that man.

I didnt say irrelevant.............Mediocre is what I said.

I didnt say irrelevant.............Mediocre is what I said.

LSU through 1999:

(610-356-47)--0.625 overall

9 Conference Championships
7 Undefeated Seasons
1 National Championship
Yep, "medicore"

They might not be Alabama, but that doesn't mean they're mediocre. Top 12 all-time. But that's ok, keep trolling.

does rob parker know what a corndog smells like?

Not as good as Arkansas's accomplishemnts over the same period, but pretty good.

Color me confused:

Arky through 1999:

[(588-393-40)--0.595 ]overall
13 CC's
4 Undefeated Seasons
1 NC's? On wiki it says 1964 they were awarded Football Writer's Assoc NC, but I am going off cfbtrivia which lists 0 times finishing #1.

[http://www.cfbtrivia.com/cfbt_team_
page.php?teamname=Arkansas&teamyrfrom=1869&teamyrthru=1999]

Either way; in what world does having 22 less wins and 37 more losses mean "not as good as..."? 4 more CC's for Arky, 3 more undefeated seasons for LSU, and the same # of NC's?

Sounds pretty even in respects to me.

I didn't say they were irrelevant, just that the only thing seperating Arkansas and LSU was the last 12 years (once Miles and Saban arrived). Arkansas just needs the right coach, hopefully Bielema is that man.

I was talking to BT who was trolling, not you. But I can agree the last 12 years really seperated the 2. By a big margin however. God luck with Bielema, it's good for football when the Hogs are playing well. It's also a great game at the end of the year.

Let me show you guys what LSU would look like if they claimed like the gumps.
8 NC's:

1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1962, 2003, 2007, 2011

Wait a minute you ask! How in 2011 when Bama won? Look at Bama's history and how they have claimed. Look at 78 when they lost H2H to USC and still claimed a NC share with USC! Look at when they lost their Bowl games in multiple other years.

I, for one, am glad LSU doesn't claim BS.

I think I recall the future Mrs. Wallace eating my corn dog in the fashion you just described; complete with mustard sauce.

Let me show you guys what LSU would look like if they claimed like the gumps.
8 NC's:

1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1962, 2003, 2007, 2011


Bama doesnt claim every title they have been awarded by diffrent sources......Its all good though....Your still a little short.



Wait a minute you ask! How in 2011 when Bama won? Look at Bama's history and how they have claimed. Look at 78 when they lost H2H to USC and still claimed a NC share with USC! Look at when they lost their Bowl games in multiple other years.



Wait so the criteria to be awarded the NC is that same as it was in 1978 and earlier? Didnt know that..



But since you want to say your claiming 2011 by using bama's standards let me ask you this.....Bama was awarded the title in 1978 by the AP. Who awarded LSU a title in 2011?....Just curious since you want to use "bama's title claims"...



I, for one, am glad LSU doesn't claim BS.


I bet........Do you honestly believe LSU wouldnt claim a title awarded by the Coaches, AP or BCS? Problem is you havent been awarded by those selectors that often.........

Arky through 1999:

[(588-393-40)--0.595 ]overall
13 CC's
4 Undefeated Seasons
1 NC's? On wiki it says 1964 they were awarded Football Writer's Assoc NC, but I am going off cfbtrivia which lists 0 times finishing #1. 

[http://www.cfbtrivia.com/cfbt_team_

page.php?teamname=Arkansas&teamyrfrom=1869&teamyrthru=1999]

Either way; in what world does having 22 less wins and 37 more losses mean "not as good as..."? 4 more CC's for Arky, 3 more undefeated seasons for LSU, and the same # of NC's? 

To me the 4 extra conference championships are more impressive than the undefeated seasons. Here are a few of LSU's undefeated seasons:

1895 3-0
1896 6-0
1898 1-0
1905 3-0
1908 10-0
1933 7-0-3 

1908 is impressive, maybe 1896, but 1-0? 3-0? Rather have a conference championship. My point was they were pretty even through 1999, LSU had more wins overall, Arkansas had more 10 win seasons, more top 5 finishes, more conference championships. The last 12 years LSU has really opened up a lead. Arkansas just needs their Saban.

Wait a minute you ask! How in 2011 when Bama won? Look at Bama's history and how they have claimed. Look at 78 when they lost H2H to USC and still claimed a NC share with USC! Look at when they lost their Bowl games in multiple other years. 

I, for one, am glad LSU doesn't claim BS. 

Roy, the title you were wondering about that Arkansas won? It was in 1964. Arkansas finished undefeated (only team to do so that year) and beat Nebraska in the Cotton Bowl. Alabama lost to Texas, a team that Arkansas beat earlier in the year in Austin. Alabama claimes the title because the AP named their champion before the bowls then. Every service that waited until after the bowls voted for Arkansas. The AP changed their policy the next year and waited until after the bowl games to crown the National Champion.

Ok cute Mr 6 !


now put up yer dukes!  I get the LSU rag too!  (reveille)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell the Bammers that any of the "claimed" titles by Wayne Atcheson aren't true.

Bama doesnt claim every title they have been awarded by diffrent sources......Its all good though....Your still a little short.

Oh no doubt, Bama would have like 28 or something, right?

Wait so the criteria to be awarded the NC is that same as it was in 1978 and earlier? Didnt know that..

Gotta love the politician in you. You love to deflect.

But since you want to say your claiming 2011 by using bama's standards let me ask you this.....Bama was awarded the title in 1978 by the AP. Who awarded LSU a title in 2011?....Just curious since you want to use "bama's title claims"...

BT, did you just wake up? Am I really "wanting" LSU to claim anything? F no. We all leave that to the gumps and laugh about it. Don't matter cause about 6 of em seem legit. Still double LSU.

I bet........Do you honestly believe LSU wouldnt claim a title awarded by the Coaches, AP or BCS? Problem is you havent been awarded by those selectors that often.........

Are you SEC FAN? Seriously. You just replied to my post with this nonsense? We all know this stuff already. That's what I threw it out as a joke because it's so outlandish. Kinda like Bama claiming a bunch of their "titles". But again, you guys have a bunch anyway, so no comparison. Bama is one of the best programs in CFB history. It doesn't make teams mediocre if they're not Bama though. Just some silly logic.

My point was they were pretty even through 1999

Actually pan, you didn't say that and that's why I responded to you. Here is what you said:

Not as good as Arkansas's accomplishemnts over the same period, but pretty good.

Like I showed, it's actually pretty even. But over the last 12 years, LSU has pulled way ahead. Who knows what happens in the next 10-15 years though..

Anyway, all good. I know you're not trying to troll like others.

Gators wear jean shorts.

artisatool,

I believe the proper name for these are JORTS,  Coach Richt often wears Jorts as well...