What happens when you let cripples act normal?

"I thought she was an intruder."



"So you put four bullets in her head and one in her chest?"




"I don't like intruders."   

chris mathews on MSNBC was cryin like a bitch over that guy.

Chris Mathews is a whiney ass beyotch.

I like to picture him running around on his stumps shooting up at her face.  Like some deranged elf. 

My wife uses that as a cover so that she can blow me when I walk through the door...I'm that damn handsome...

Or there is a hot chick at work and she knows it.  She's looking to see residue or if you showered, buddy.




Or your that damn sexy.   

What the hell is she coming home at 3 AM for anyway? I think he knew what she was up to, and decided to give her the "intruder" treatment.

well why is she walkin in at 3 am, and didnt she know better??? Did you not know that your old man keeps a pistol on the nightstand??

I like to picture him running around on his stumps shooting up at her face.  

Kind of like Tim Conways "Dorf Murders His Wife".  I have it on Beta.

let me smell yoooo diiiick! 



thats in the movie Baby Boy.  Bless you February

I just had an epiphany!

The reason black history month is in february is not because its the shortest month as some of you racists believe.

But its b/c its spelled all messed up. 

Just adding extra letters in there and misspelling names, they figured black folks would be more comfortable. 

But its b/c its spelled all messed up.  

Just adding extra letters in there and misspelling names, they figured black folks would be more comfortable. 



prolly.  yolo, ya heard

My wife uses that as a cover so that she can blow me when I walk through the door...I'm that damn handsome...

She does the same to me and I ain't handsome, so it must be something else.


Just adding extra letters in there and misspelling names, they figured black folks would be more comfortable. 

LaFebruary?

LaFebruary?


he shoots...HE SCORES!

Nawwww man... the first 6 letters is silent!

knaw Im sayin???

All the runners with legs are happy they wont be getting beat by the guy on paper clips anymore.

All the runners with legs are happy they wont be getting beat by the guy on paper clips anymore.

paperclips? Dude was using industrial springs.

paperclips? Dude was using industrial springs.


expensive paperclips

He had an unfair advantage in this one too.

Oscar Pistorius is living it up behind bars -- a rep for the South African prison where he's locked up tells TMZ, Oscar's family just delivered the Olympian a home-cooked meal and some blankets to make his stay more comfy.

According to the rep, the family dropped off the care package roughly an hour ago. They also brought a pillow from home for him to sleep on.

The rep insists the care package is NOT considered special treatment -- every inmate is allowed to receive similar packages from family and friends.

We're told Oscar's family left shortly after dropping off the goods, and he's currently resting comfortably in his cell. 


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did they bring him a fresh pair of metal cricket legs.

Or there is a hot chick at work and she knows it.  She's looking to see residue or if you showered, buddy.




Or your that damn sexy.   

She knows I ain't fuck****in with none of these bitches...

 Like some deranged elf. 

Racist.

There is no such thing as race.  Only whites and non-whites.


-Solomon