Don't you hate.....CFB best player.

Okay tell me the best player in CFB.
The best player in CFB is Taylor Martinez, we all agree? Great.

And now, something you hate.

Now then....don't you hate when you make love to Kate Upton, and then she tells all her friends. Next thing you know, you are being flown around, having to please all these bikini models. I mean these women, don't they know I also have a mind? Lets talk once in a while too.

Best player of last 5 years: Pat White. 

Best current player: Probably Bozo the Clowney. 

Something I hate: athletes who use religion to garner media attention and as a result get awards (ie: Heisman) that they don't deserve over others.  It's OK though, these sorts tend to flame out in the NFL and become quite the laughing stock of the sport. 

Um, yeah. It's Manziel.

I'd say either Marcus Dupree or Brian Bosworth.  (biased)
I've only seen Dupree on tape, but saw lots of Bosworth as a kid.  


I hate it when i'm golfing with my buddies and were talking OU and no one has anything good to bring to the table...     


    

Manziel for now...

Best CFB player:  Cam Newton or Vince Young.   Runner up:  Matt Leinart (that should generate some drama) 

Something I hate:   Cowbells.   Loudmouth fans of LSU or Alabama that never went to college.   

Yeah I dont care that Manziel won the trophy, still not sold that he is the best.

Dont get me wrong, he is good and one of the best but not the best. 

He's incredible.

Clowney is beast though!

De'Anthony Thomas or Marquis Lee. Take your pick.

Thing I hate: When you get bit by a zombie and your friends/group members don't have the heart to put a bullet in your head before you turn. 

hing I hate: When you get bit by a zombie and your friends/group members don't have the heart to put a bullet in your head before you turn.

that really made me laugh out loud. And Evan, know that I would put a cap on your zombie turning ass. Cuz I love like that.

What i hate taking morning shower then having that feeling of needing to drop a 2

The best player in CFB is Taylor Martinez, we all agree?

What pipe you smoking tonite? The crack pipe or the bong?

Gotta be Wash's TE, whatz his name? 12 vowels and a hyphenb..ouiea...

Best CFB player: Tim Tebow

I hate that it burns when I pee. 

Best now JOHNNY FOOTBALL

BEST EVER:  ARCHIE MANNING

BURRO, YOU SAY YOU ARE A REBEL FAN?   Or excuse me grad?    Not a good one!   Archie Who was the best ever in college, played with a broken arm for half a season.

ARCHIE WAS THE ORIGINAL " johnny football" 

I AM SORRY, BUT I AM STILL MARVELING IN THE FACT, NOT THAT NO ONE MENTIONS ARCHIE, but that an ALUMNUS from his own school would not do so!

The guy fathered 2 of the best to play in our times and it wasnt really ANCIENT history that he  tore up the SEC!

He didnt get that trophey because as I said he broke his arm senior year, AND THAT WAS WHEN IT WAS NOT EVEN CONSIDERED TO GIVE A FRESHMAN THE AWARD!  Might as well say a freshman, soph, or even Junior were not even eligible!

ARCHIE WAS SLIGHTED BECAUSE OF THE PREJUDICE, the SEC people that still remember was in FULL AFFECT!


Look him up, look at film of him, HE REALLY did do everything J Football is doing today, BUT 1ST (THE ORIGINAL) 

I hate bad drivers.  It's not that hard, people!!!!  Kate Upton hates that I didn't call her afterwards.  You're a good kid, Kate, but I'm taken.   The best player in college football is Derrick Green.  Write that down!! 

Best player currently is Clowney followed by Taylor Lewan and Teddy Bridgewater.  Johnny Football & Marquice (sp) Lee round out the top 5.

I hate it when I find a empty sandwich baggie floating around inside the washing machine, The Horror!  

Best right now in CFB: Jadeveon Clowney. Best ever in CFB: Bo Jackson

best player ever:  Brodie Croyle\\best player now:  AJ McCarron

best dynasty team:  University of Alabama (and for all you idiots who think a fan needed to attend and graduate for  team they pull for/I did). However, that thinking really shows your ignorance and lack of intelligence! But nice degree...