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You're a shrink's dream

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four star vacation in Paris

Over the 6000 years of evoluton of Earth,

The Holy Babble says 5,000 and we ain't evolving!!!!!!!

Proof? The knuckle draggers who say so.

Too bad about PackJason, eh?

Cancer is the result of poor genetic managment. Nature has a way of ridding us of the weak and badly processed.

Cancer....the new leprosy

Cancer can occur in anybody, at any time. It's strictly governed by the unerring laws of probability.

For every little child that dies of cancer, there'll be some 90 year old who falls down the stairs.

For every little child that dies of cancer, there'll be some 90 year old who falls down the stairs.

God's will

You can take steps to increase your odds of getting cancer, like:

* smoking tobacco products

* riding your bicycle behind diesel powered trucks/buses

* eating at franchise restaurants 

Here I was hoping you had 3 months to live

God's will

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praise His Name

Here I was hoping you had 3 months to live

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We're all in the hands of the three Fates.

We're all in the hands of the three Fates.



is that what you call your three former wives?

Our mechanisms for riding our bodies of rogue (or as we say here at Off Topic, rouge), cancerous cells, fall into the general category of apoptosis.

is that what you call your three former wives?

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God cures 82% of breast cancer victims, but only 6% of pancreatic cancer victims.

God loves t*ts.

God cures 82% of breast cancer victims, but only 6% of pancreatic cancer victims.

God loves t*ts.


Priceless

If God loves us why does he give kids cancer?

 fall into the general category of apoptosis.

And after climbing out of the apoptosis, a tomato juice bath is the only solution.....

The apoptotic mechanisms involve the proper functioning of complex sequences of enzymatically catalyzed reactions.

If a gene for any one of the enzymes is mutated in any of the ten trillion of the somatic cells of your body, you're well on your way to cancer. 

Fortunately, you have two backup apoptotic mechanisms, god(s) be praised. 

It's literally: three strikes and you're out 

We're all in the hands of the three Fates.


Winkin' Blinkin' and Nod